This is a song parody by David Hammond. It is based on We Didn't Start The Fire by Billy Joel.
Faux columns, tan hacks, dom scripting, AJAX
rounded corners, separation, XHTML
Doctype switching, sliding doors, screen readers, browser wars
margin bugs, condcoms, stuck in Google HellScreen readers, holy grails, Prototype, R on Rails
hasLayout, CAPTCHAs, gracefully degrade
Lorem ipsum, SEO, table layouts have to go
peers and seeds, Atom feeds, IE leaves us dismayedWe didn't write the browsers
Bugs were always present, and they're never pleasant
We didn't write the browsers
No we didn't make them, but it's hard to shake them