This is a song parody by David Hammond. It is based on the title song of The Phantom of the Opera.
- Christine:
- I found this popsicle here on the floor.
- It was so wonderful. I wanted more.
- But now I find that I'm not feeling great.
- The popsicle I found revealed that floors contaminate.
- Germ:
- I see you've eaten me. Now I'm inside.
- There's no defeating me. No way to hide.
- I'll give you stomach aches. That is your fate.
- The popsicle you found revealed that floors contaminate.
- Christine:
- This purple tragedy born on a stick
- Has taken over me.
- Germ:
- I'll make you sick.
- Both:
- I'm/You're feeling queasy now from what I/you ate.
- The popsicle I/you found revealed that floors contaminate.
- (in the background)
- It's bad, the popsicle you found there.
- The popsicle you found there.
- Germ:
- I'll rob you of your health. You won't escape.
- You couldn't help yourself.
- Christine:
- 'Cause it was grape.
- Both:
- And from this moment on, I'll/you'll use a plate.
- The popsicle I/you found revealed that floors contaminate.
- Germ:
- Puke, my aim's to make you sick!
- Christine:
- It's bad, the popsicle I found there.