The nite was riding from the iland to get away back to his home but he saw sumthing.
Uh oh, its a pirate ship! A ZOMBIE pirate ship!
The zombie pirate looked very bad and the nite was scarred. It had a hook in it's hand and a wood leg and a red banana on his head and a parit.
So the nite thot fast and used his sord to cut the leg off! Yay! But wait, there is a suprize.
The zombie fell to the ground and the nite was very happy but then there was a suprize.
The zombie is reely a beutefil woman! The nite cut her leg off and the parit was reely a candle but the hook was still a hook. But the nite reely loved her enyway and he promised he wood marry her becuz he reely wanted to.
But then the candle fell and she was cot on fire and burned a lot so the nite threw her off the ship and went home.
THE END