* Now talking in #fantasy
* Topic is 'Welcome to #fantasy! :: The LIGHT WARRIORS are missing! Brok, cid, AAAA, and Rosa fill in.'
* Set by Sara on Fri Jun 16 04:03:16
<cid> sorry bout that. i kinda got caught up
<Rosa> w/b
<AAAA> Caught up? In what, running from the pack of wolves?
<cid> they were eating me alive
<AAAA> Nonsense. You smell way too bad for something to want to eat you.
<Rosa> Cut it out, guys. We're almost at Pravoka.
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<Rosa> What's the news?
<Brok> There seems to be a lot of commotion in town.
<Brok> Someone said something about pirates.
<cid> what about them?
<Brok> Something like "This town has been invaded by pirates."
<AAAA> Ooo... cryptic.
<Rosa> Did they look tough?
<Brok> I didn't see them. I figured I should come back for backup.
<cid> yes, good idea. lets get the conerian army in here and bust them up
<Brok> I meant you guys.
<AAAA> And by "bust them up", I hope you don't mean "run away".
<cid> ...i dont like pirates.
<Rosa> If we clear the pirates out of the town, we might get a reward.
<cid> but i thought we cleared the light warriors out to get a reward.
<AAAA> That comes later. We have to do heroic stuff in the meantime.
<Rosa> BTW, I don't think kidnapping them was entirely necessary.
<cid> heroic stuff? thieves dont do heroic stuff.
<AAAA> And you've made that very clear. :)
<Brok> True, we could have just accompanied them. But then again, there is that whole orb issue.
<AAAA> I likes me orb. It's SHINEY! :D
<Rosa> It's black.
<AAAA> Err... it WILL be shiney! :D
<cid> my orb has a dent.
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<AAAA> ...
<IMP> gahaha i will eat u!
<cid> Help!
* Brok fights IMP and misses
* IMP fights Brok and misses
* Brok fights IMP and misses
<AAAA> For crying out loud!
* AAAA casts FIRE on IMP for 18DMG
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<AAAA> Brok: What is with that hit%?
<Brok> Come on, you're still three levels ahead of me.
<AAAA> You're a fighter! You're supposed to be good at fighting!
<Rosa> I read somewhere that fighters' hit percents raise three times the speed of black and white mages'.
<cid> well broks initial hit% should make up for the level difference
<AAAA> Maybe you just have bad LUCK! :D
<Brok> Ah, yes, in which case cid would get the edge, eh?
<cid> thats right! :D
<AAAA> :/
<AAAA> What does luck do, anyway?
<Rosa> Nothing, AFAIK.
<cid> :(
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<AAAA> Hi. Love the hair.
<MohawkGuy> This town has been invaded by pirates.
<Brok> So, what can you tell us? Do they have any weaknesses or anything?
<MohawkGuy> ...
<cid> ?
<MohawkGuy> This town has been invaded by pirates.
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<AAAA> Oky doky...
<cid> that was little help
<Rosa> Alright then, we'll just stick with our original plan.
<AAAA> Right.
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<Brok> Hey, you the pirate?
<Bikke> Aye, I am Bikke the pirate, and surprised I am that you scurvy dogs have the nerve to face me.
<AAAA> Wow, you're just the stereotypical pirate, aren't you?
<cid> what kind of name is bikke? it sounds like a girl.
<Bikke> Mates! Get those landlubbers!
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<cid> EEEEEEK!
<AAAA> ...Did you just eek?
<Rosa> AAAA, now!
<AAAA> Oh, right.
<AAAA> TCELES B HSUP!
<Brok> ...
<Brok> It didn't work.
<AAAA> Curse you, lying broom!
<Rosa> Don't worry, I'm sure that spell has some other use.
<cid> so how do we fight these pirates! there are too many of them!
<Brok> Only one way to start!
* Brok fights PIRATE1 for 21DMG
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<Brok> Oops, I forgot to reequip my weapon.
<AAAA> Good thing you made a good enough hit. My turn!
<AAAA> OH NO! I'm out of magic! XO
<cid> awww... is widdle bm all weak now without the magic??
<AAAA> SHUT UP!
<Rosa> Just try to attack.
<AAAA> Ugh... Here goes!
* AAAA fights PIRATE2 for 11DMG
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<AAAA> WTF?
<Brok> HAHA! These guys suck!
* cid fights PIRATE2... Ineffective
<cid> dammit
<AAAA> Loser.
<cid> well i didnt expect you to beat him
* Rosa fights PIRATE4 for 13DMG
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<AAAA> W00T! :D
* PIRATE5 fights Brok for 9DMG
* PIRATE8 fights cid and misses
* PIRATE3 fights Brok for 12DMG
* PIRATE7 fights AAAA for 11DMG
* PIRATE6 fights AAAA for 13DMG... Slain
* AAAA is now known as AAAA[Slain]
* PIRATE9 fights cid for 10DMG
<cid> f0k
<Rosa> Uh oh. Not good...
<cid> no kidding. i got serious damage there.
<Rosa> ...I meant AAAA.
<cid> who, him? hes fine. leave him alone, hes just resting.
<Brok> He won't get any more alive by us just sitting here.
* Brok fights PIRATE3 for 24DMG
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* cid fights PIRATE5 for 14DMG
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* Rosa casts CURE on Brok for 28HP
<cid> him? what about me?!
<Rosa> You don't get hit nearly as often as he.
* PIRATE7 fights Brok for 11DMG
* PIRATE9 fights cid and misses
* PIRATE8 fights cid for 12DMG
* PIRATE6 fights cid and misses
<cid> eeeek!
<Brok> We're almost there. Just hold tight.
* Rosa casts CURE on cid for 26HP
<cid> bout time!
<cid> (thanks)
* cid fights PIRATE7 for 13DMG
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* PIRATE8 fights Rosa for 14DMG
* PIRATE9 fights Brok and misses
<Brok> Here we go.
<cid> COWABUNGA!
<Brok> ?
<cid> *shrug*
* Rosa fights PIRATE8 for 12DMG
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* Brok fights PIRATE8... Ineffective
* cid fights PIRATE9 for 13DMG
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<cid> YAY!
<Bikke> Okay, you got me. Take my SHIP.
<Brok> You're... giving us your ship?
<cid> talk about a reward!
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<Rosa> We have to get AAAA to a clinic.
<cid> theres no hurry. its not like hes getting any deader.
<Brok> Let's go.
<cid> hey you know... while hes dead, im sure he wouldnt mind us getting a peek at his face.
<Rosa> Have some respect... Don't you know about the black magic right of exposure?
<cid> the what now?
<Rosa> *sigh* Black mages belonging to the order are told never to expose their faces to any other living thing until they have proven themselves and become black wizards.
<cid> mhmm...
<Rosa> You see, the powers of darkness are not to be taken lightly, and they understand this. For a black mage to expose his face is a symbol of breaking free from authority, which, in turn, could lead to disobedience and misuse of the powers of darkness.
<cid> ehh... whatever. i still think itd be cool.
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* ChanServ sets mode: +o Clinic
<Clinic> Hey, how's everyone doing today?
<cid> pretty good
<Rosa> One of our party was slain.
<Clinic> Oh, that sucks. You should get him to a church.
<Rosa> Church? What's a church?
<Clinic> Oops. My bad. I forgot they changed the name of this place. So I revive the dead folk, eh?
<Brok> That would be helpful.
<Clinic> Who shall be revived....
<Rosa> AAAA
<Clinic> A big sack of gold, OK?
* Brok hands over the money
<Clinic> WARRIOR.... Return to life!
* AAAA[Slain] is now known as AAAA
<AAAA> Ow.
<Clinic> You do not need my help now.
* Clinic has left #fantasy (Eyes of Chaos are everywhere. Be careful.)
<Rosa> How are you feeling?
<AAAA> That idiot left me with 1 HP. HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?!
<Rosa> Here goes the last of my magic.
* Rosa casts CURE on AAAA for 30HP
<Brok> Let's take a rest at the inn and then test out this new ship of ours.
<AAAA> We got a ship? Man, I hate being dead. You miss everything.
<cid> dont worry, we didnt look at your face when you were dead.
<AAAA> WELL I WOULD HOPE NOT! >:(
<cid> rosa told us all about the (scrolls up) "black magic right of exposure".
<AAAA> The what now?
<Rosa> That symbol of exposing your face representing the break from authority...
<AAAA> Break from authority? What're you talking about? I just have really bad acne.
<cid> bleh... well im off to bed.
<Rosa> Hold RESET while you turn POWER off!!
<Brok> ...What's with the overwhelming enthusiasm?
<Rosa> I used to be an innkeeper. Don't do it, the pay is lousy.
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