This is a song parody by David Hammond. It is based on A Change of Seasons by Dream Theater.
I remember a time
My pale, starving mind
Watched the raisin bun rise
Imagined what it might taste likeFood is filled with wonder
I taste the cool jello
I must devour the pastries
And mend my buds with cookie doughM&Ms digest in me
I never felt so full before
There was so much food in me
Still I longed to order moreBut the trays are gone now
Closed like a door on a fridge
I'm alone with hunger
The pain is making me cringeThe dough has now fallen
And the bun's locked up tight
There's nothing to chew on
And I have to have a biteAll the Denny's escape from me
Fish & chips and spaghetti
Search for some peace of mind
Search for a place to dineRestaurants surrounding me
I've never had this much hunger
All my life's been drained from me
The end is drawing near....“Edo edi essum, eat away”
I'll always remember
The smell of hamburger
The green lettuce head
Tomatoes so red
The sesame bread
Put on displayEat away
Enjoy a buffet
Soon you won't have enough to pay
Pumpkin pie
A curly fry
Cherish your food that you still can buy“Eat up ye jelly buns while ye may
Old Wallet's still a-spending;
And this same jelly bun spree today,
Tomorrow will be ending.”Stomach churns much too fast
And my pay is gone
I can hope for a bonus
But there may not be oneThe taste still in my mouth
Rewards aren't lightly earned
It's going to eat away
My metabolism burnsPreparing for a feast
We cook a mighty beast
Plates washed and pans are greased
Dough rises from the yeastI went for one last bite
I took a sip of coke
I said, “That's tasty...
I'm broke”So full or so it seems
Money's gone, and nothing is free
Took a day job packing groceries
Another job to pay for the foodSpend the day asking, “Paper or plastic?”
Miss a day and work overtime
Coming home to a cold blank fridge
I feel like eating outI was blinded by the curly fries
Fruitopia and hot apple pies
Whipped cream that only brought me
Deep in debt up to my eyesOh come, let us devour them
And pay a fortune to power them
No matter what, let's go and eat
Let's feed upon this juicy meat
Then leave the bill for later on to meetI'm sick of this. Let's eat and split
I'm not gonna pay
I don't need this greasy shit
To get me through the dayServings change and so can I
Grab your stuff, it's time to fly
Pack your bag, we're going home
I won't let them eat me awayOh come, let us devour them
And pay a fortune to power them
No matter what, let's go and eat
Let's feed upon this juicy meat
Now it's time for us to leave our seatI'm much wider now
A lifetime of delicacies
Sit in my gut
I've mastered how
To get a free meal from Pizza HutI realize there's no turning back
I'm on the run. Let's hit the road, JackI sit down with my meal
Set to season tender veal chops
(Eat up ye jelly buns while ye may)Many ears of corn have gone
I'd give my life for one taste of flan
(Eat up ye jelly buns while ye may)Why don't we take a break
Now that there's time to take
Let's make a date to bake
A triple-layer chocolate cakeEat away, don't need to pay
It's time to run, what do you say?
Even though it's wrong to cheat
I have to eat, to eat